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« Reply #720 on: June 18, 2010, 07:36:02 PM » |
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I liked these batches. 3rd Place:Tai: You're charging me how much for the last two minutes of phone-sex? (Damn it! Now would be a really good time for a new threat in the Digital World to crop up!)
2nd Place: Other side of the line: "Yes, Tai? It's me Sora, remember when you threw up on my hat? Well, I just called to let you know that I superglued your phone as revenge..."
1st Place:"I dunno about calling a sex line TK uses, but Matt said it's really good.... Might as well try it since it's not a 900 number."
"Well hello there handsome. Had a hard day and need some help relaxing?"
"K-Kari!?"
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« Reply #721 on: June 22, 2010, 01:04:33 PM » |
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« Reply #722 on: June 22, 2010, 08:54:00 PM » |
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Somebody's been watching too much Twilight.
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 "aroused with desire, you put me in a trance, a vision of fire, i never had a chance. arousing me now with a sense of desire, possessing my soul 'till my body's on fire" |
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« Reply #723 on: June 23, 2010, 05:04:17 PM » |
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Cup: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR
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« Reply #724 on: June 23, 2010, 07:37:39 PM » |
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"And now... From the creators of 2 Girls 1 Cup..."
(Insert witty movie title here...)
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« Reply #725 on: June 24, 2010, 10:09:05 PM » |
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AIDS. You've got them.
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« Reply #726 on: June 24, 2010, 10:25:19 PM » |
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I like to vomit through a straw.
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« Reply #727 on: June 24, 2010, 10:39:11 PM » |
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Super spectacularly awesome brain sucking transparent orchid attack GOOOOOOOO!!!1
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« Reply #728 on: June 25, 2010, 12:20:45 PM » |
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Yukio: Alright, who swapped my virgins blood for cherry cool aid again! Mummymon?!!
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« Reply #729 on: July 01, 2010, 06:45:34 PM » |
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1st I like to vomit through a straw.
2nd "And now... From the creators of 2 Girls 1 Cup..."
(Insert witty movie title here...)
Probably would've won if you included a witty movie title. 3rd Yukio: Alright, who swapped my virgins blood for cherry cool aid again! Mummymon?!!
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« Reply #731 on: July 06, 2010, 09:16:55 PM » |
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His penis is so big, you can totally tell he's an offspring of a Digimon and Foz.
Schwing.
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"People fear death even more than pain. It's strange that they fear death. Life hurts a lot more than death. At the point of death, the pain is over. Yeah, I guess it is a friend."~Jim Morrison
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« Reply #732 on: July 07, 2010, 04:47:52 PM » |
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The relationship between Terriermon and Guilmon isn't as innocent as you thought...
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« Reply #733 on: July 07, 2010, 05:08:15 PM » |
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After a lovely dinner and moonlit walk with Terriermon, Guilmon decided to take a rest after an uncomfortable feeling welled up in his bowels. Something was emerging. Embarrassed by the situation, Guilmon attempted a joke. Before it could be finished, however, a shrill scream shattered the recently serene atmosphere as Guilmon realized how serious his tapeworm problem had become.
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« Reply #734 on: July 13, 2010, 11:33:30 PM » |
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Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!
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